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For reasons I don’t completely understand, the government will not just arrest these losers. I’m sure they want to avoid a Waco type of outcome. Maybe si, maybe no. But time is marching on and it’s time for them to go. Fortunately, here is an easy way forward.
Step One – Bring the legal proceeding to them. Set up a court just outside the wildlife refuge for their convenience. Subpoenas can be issued by bullhorn. Perhaps the bailiff could leave a trail of slim jims and beef jerky that would end up at the witness stand;
Step Two – Recite the charges, hear testimony and send the case to the jury. Convict expeditiously.
Step Three – Declare the Malheur Wildlife Refuge a federal prison and tell the occupiers that they no longer have the option to leave. A barbed wire fence can be erected around the refuge, designed to allow for free ranging wildlife. Perhaps a laser could detect polyester or high body fat levels and zap the inmates.
Stop Four – As part of their incarceration, they must assume responsibility for maintaining the wildlife refuge under the supervision of the staff, augmented by federal marshals. Their trucks would be confiscated and they would have to live in government provided tents. Leave no trace, boys.
Step Five – Once they start sneaking out, catch them and send them to Pelican Bay to enjoy real federal hospitality.
There was a time when a person as obviously crude, ill-mannered, misogynistic , dishonest, racist and obnoxious as Donald Trump would be relegated to walking around the street with a sandwich board proclaiming his wingnut theories. But not now. In this world, he’s the king of the news. The more outrageous, the better. Hate? Racism? Ridiculous, unfounded claims used to spread obviously false information? Hell yes!
It has been decades since anything resembling journalism was involved in Presidential politics. For the Right Wing, it’s all about the most extreme nutjobs battling each other to see who can be the most hateful to the poor and disenfranchised, the most hostile to women, the most obsequious to the rich and the least credible with facts. Donald Trump fires on all these cylinders and more. The pathetic press corps is so completely addicted to this storyline that they can report on almost nothing else but Hillary Clinton’s emails.
The scrum of GOP wannabes spend all their limited press coverage on trying to make Planned Parenthood an issue, as they did ACORN in 2008, in the vain hope that they’ll tap into the seething hatred of evangelicals and anti-choice zealots. Trump will beat them to the punch there as well. He’ll make shit up. He’ll scream insults. He’ll pout his lips and squint. He’ll utter hollow pronouncements and vague clichės. Trump has eaten the other candidate’s lunch on immigration and brought back popular use of “illegals” as a pejorative term for Latinos. Don’t fool yourself that they are talking about anyone but Latin Americans. They don’t even give a shit about Islamic terrorists except to the extent that they can tie them to sneaking across the US/Mexico border.
Trump is speaking to the racists who have been seething for seven years as an African American sat in the Oval Office. He sounds the clarion call to men who are fed up with being criticized for calling women sluts, bitches and bimbos. He’s putting it all out there in the vernacular of the American Idiot, bestowing the legitimacy that boys in the barroom see as their due in a Christian God Fearing Nation.
It has been popular for years now to compare politicians one doesn’t like to Hitler. The Right has done this repeatedly and viciously with President Obama. They undercut their argument and betray their utter ignorance by using the terms “fascist” and “socialist” interchangeably. They put caricatures of Obama as Hitler on the crudely lettered and illiterate signs.
But Donald Trump is the real deal in the race to fascism. He has the rhetorical style and he is purposefully tapping into the deep, ugly reservoir of American Hate to fuel his campaign. No one plays the media for such utter fools like Trump. He gives aid and comfort to those who, like himself, see him as a brave Messiah who speaks the truth about all those ugly people who are Not Like Us. The people from other places, the liberals, the feminists, the goddamned, self righteous intellectuals who need to learn a thing or two about political correctness. He is giving voice to the Great American Asshole.
Without media worship, Trump is nothing. He is a failed, serial bankrupted, amoral son of a bitch who is trying to make the fantasies of every ignorant jackass come true. Film at 11.